●Drove to Westwood, CA in traffic and almost got hit by an Asian ✓
●Filled out a questionnaire that was 587 questions long and asked if you are ashamed of your sexual dreams ✓
●Was the first one in the building and appointment at 8 o'clock and didn't get seen till 10:30 ✓
●Got complimented on my "POLLO" tattoo by my doctor✓
●Didn't get my jaw unlocked and was paralyzed on the left side of my face for 20 minutes causing me to get vertigo and vomit. ✓
●Got told that i have to force my mouth open 6 times a day ✓
●Got charged 300+ bucks for a CONSULTATION because i am not full time and don't have any sorts of insurance. ✓
●Getting lost and ending up on rodeo dr. because some piece of shit driver in a BMW would not let me merge. ✓
●Screamed FUCK YOU!!!! at the top of my lungs causing many pedestrians to stare and got called a "out of town" person because i have out of state plates on rodeo drive ✓
●Mom telling me everything happens for a reason and maybe if my jaw had not locked i could have choked on a sandwich or burrito. ✓
●Realized that she might be right. ✓
●Not going to stop being optimistic and letting things get to me. ✓
●Oh and i miss my mustache. ✓
1 comment:
your mustache looks like you drew it on. Not trying to be mean , you look so different with one
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